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Sunday, 17 May 2026

Chicken Chop Commotion

On social media, a chicken chop café is causing a tiny stir with its list of conditions. Only open for lunch, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. or until sold out. Only a hundred chops sold each day. Dine-in only, no takeaways, no food delivery. Days open: check social media. Arrangements sbject to change.

The reception has been mixed. Some seem fine with it, while several balked at the rules. What is so special about this shop that warrants all these restrictions? It's like they don't want to do business. So action! They're not even a fine dining place!

I have mixed feelings as well but the main emotion is amusement. In Malaysia, culinary mecca and home of gourmands, one shouldn't be surprised that even a chicken chop shop has its own house rules. I've seen a char koay teow stall with three rules regarding who NOT to sell to, though I suspect it's mostly a marketing gimmick. Could this be the same for the chicken chop shop? Some would think so, but that's probably a tiny part of the story.


Pandemic pressures
I have a small personal connection with this place. A while after it first opened, I was introduced to and then reviewed it for an online news portal. Back then, it sold a bit more than just chicken chop. The owner tried ways and means to bring in more business but results seemed to fall short. There were other woes as well, as the food business is tough.

Then COVID-19 dropped. When the lockdowns started I stopped going around my usual food haunts, so I wasn't sure what happened to the place. Eventually I learnt they were still operating albeit with restrictions, same as many mom-and-pops. While the MCOs are merely a memory by now, they took their toll. Some businesses folded while other soldiered on, weary from the SOPs and changes caused by the economy then and shifting dining habits.

At some point, the café trimmed its menu, trimmed its staff, rebranded itself as That Chicken Chop Shop on Facebook and put all those rules in place. The self-imposed limits sound extreme. What is the point of a café that only sold a hundred of its main dish for a short session each day?


Staying afloat
The whole set-up seems calculated, but not without reason. Keeping a shop open for a whole day exacts its own toll. Foot traffic is unpredictable and the power has to keep going throughout the day. Good days can be few and far between. What happens to unsold stock and how long should they keep it before having to throw it out? What about staff turnover and salaries? These were issues even before the pandemic.

If who walks in can't be managed, then focus on how the café is run. Fixing the number of items sold makes for easier logistics planning, ensures food sold is fresh and there's less need – or no need – to keep unused ingredients.

Other aspects of the business can be scaled down from there. The owner's wife cooks while the owner manages the customers. This focuses the quality control to single points; where food and service are concerned, the buck stops with the owners, so they better be on top of their game.

Everything else: clearing tables, washing and cleaning up, and any task that needs less skill and training can be left to a helper. Even with high staff turnover in the food industry, this cuts down on the headaches that ensue when a worker decides to move on. Training new staff repeatedly is tiresome, especially when the owners are getting on in years. All so they can keep running for just a bit longer.


Customer, not king
For a bunch of self-professed food experts, certain Malaysians seem woefully ignorant of what goes on behind the scenes at the hottest and latest food haunts. Or do their appetites, curiosity and sense of adventure take precedence over everything else?

Years ago at an upmarket dessert café, a Malaysian Karen commented that she didn't feel safe there because it had foreign workers, who she thought brought the place's status to the level of a "wholesale Selayang market". Thank goodness the majority didn't feel that way.

The reason migrants are such an integral part of our F&B scene is because locals are too soft for the demands of the professional kitchen. They can up and quit mid-shift while migrants, with much fewer options, soldier on until they find greener pastures. Migrants didn't "take" those jobs from locals, they simply slid into unfilled niches.

What's funny is that traders at the real Selayang wholesale market told the media they can't get locals to do the work, and those who did "could not cope with the environment and workload, and most did not even last a day while the others left within hours of being hired."

This is not exclusive to us. Too many schools of thought have plenty to say about how to be a good food-and-beverage operator but not how to be a good customer. Contrary to that popular axiom, we are not kings. That goes straight into our heads and breeds expectations we shouldn't have, leading to things that shouldn't be said and done without considering facts, circumstances, and consequences.

I learnt lessons in writing critiques – some of them the hard way. Whether you're deliriously joyful or seething with rage, those emotions blind you to the other side of the story. After some consideration, the thoughts that follow are often not worth expressing, however valid they may feel at the time. Criticising is easy and low-risk – but are you trying to help or do you just want people to know you had a bad day?


Unwritten rules
Even if food places have no house rules, there are rules one should follow when patronising them. Be polite. Long queue? Be patient. Don't be an ass. Malaysians are said to be courteous and we want to maintain that reputation. People raising Cain over The Chicken Chop Shop's rules seem to have forgotten that many places do not allow you to bring outside food to their premises OR use their washrooms if you're not a customer.

With so much on the plate of an F&B operator, having to deal with overbearingly entitled, narcissistic types should be among the least of their priorities. And they shouldn't have to apologise for sticking to SOPs they formulated to keep them sane and afloat.

When it seems so many establishments, not just F&B places, live and die by their reputations these days, an angry review or comment carries more weight than you think. If you're not vibing with the menu, the owner, or the place, go elsewhere. This food mecca of a country has many other spots that are also worth a try.

Monday, 11 May 2026

Changes, Coffee, and Cataracts

Been a long while. Perhaps there isn't much in my life since my last post that merits writing about or I may have outgrown the need to write like I used to. Or do I just don't have the energy any more? Maybe, it's all of the above?

Regardless, I feel like I'm doing myself an injustice if I don't put things down because a fair bit has happened between then and now.


New office, new environment
Early this year I've been moved to another office though my duties and office hours haven't changed. Location, The Exchange TRX. I once dreamed of working at a bookstore and that dream has been realised. I'm not directly involved in bookselling but if there's an opportunity to pitch something, I'm good.

The new posting has me commuting to work via LRT and MRT and the adjustment was a bit difficult for the first week. Sharing space with crowds is draining, and though we're not yet over COVID, another contagion has recently reared its ugly head. Helps that I've continued to mask in public spaces, except when eating or drinking, but I despair at the number who have yet to take the latest potential outbreak seriously.

However, I do miss having certain banking and postal services within reach. And I miss being a regular at a handful of restaurants and drink trucks in the area. The kopi-C at the new place doesn't kick the same. Visitors, under any circumstance avoid whatever passes for kopi-C at the food court. I'm sure the staff are nice hard-working people but the coffee is awful, even if it kicks... albeit in a different way.

Nevertheless, I save enough from not having to drive and park – go, My50 RapidPass! – but all that typically goes to food – still a huge weakness. I typically take my meals at the food court and a favourite destination is the nasi padang kiosk which gives discretionary discounts according to portion size, though not always. The chilli-fried potato wedges with spicy gravy, magnificent. After-lunch dessert is often kuih at any of the kopitiam-style establishments around the area plus iced kopi. Slightly cheaper eats can be had outside the mall but I'm comfortable where I am now.

Any savings have also been offset by too-frequent book-buying. I've been taking advantage of staff discounts (can I mention this?) to pick up any remotely interesting titles, even if I don't plan on reading them immediately. Shortly after my new posting, I had nearly settled my home loan and the exhilaration from that freedom plus the mental shift from lockdown mode drove me book-mad. I've been making up for lost time for about two years but the past few months have been serious. And there may be another factor…


Man at fifty goes for cataract surgery
Towards the end of last year my vision began to blur subtly. Closing one eye after another revealed that one eye had clouded over. But it was several weeks later when I went to my regular ophthalmologist that confirmed that eye had developed cataracts. The guy was startled. Cataracts, at my age? Too soon! While there was no rush, I felt something had to be done.

How's it like to have cataracts? When it's in one eye, the other does the heavy lifting though vision isn't sharp, and I'm nearsighted by default. I could still see but when I announced my intent to drive home for Chinese New Year, I got an earful. My parents and several relatives have been treated for cataracts and they were free with advice on what to do and avoid. Still, I was apprehensive about the surgery and any complications. I eventually went under the knife on a Friday.

Credit goes to the surgeon who's also my ophthalmologist and the anaesthetist though the latter complicated matters a little by insisting that I obtain a letter from an upper respiratory specialist due to my asthma and my request to be put under. While the examination was hitch-free and the letter dispatched, the anaesthetist decided to opt for sedation instead – less trouble and fewer side effects – and it turned out to be a better decision.

The drugs pumped into me may be one reason I can't remember what happened during surgery, which went smoothly – yay for retrograde amnesia. I was sent home with some eye drops, a list of things to note post-surgery, and an appointment to see the ophthalmologist the next day. From that examination, my binocular vision was now 20/20 though not what I would call sharp. Stairs would be a problem and I don't feel I could go back behind the wheel.

The eye, now fitted with a new lens, was no longer clouded. Am I allowed to also thank my company's insurance provider and the eye centre for arranging things behind the scenes and alleviating my anxiety? It helps a ton, considering the state of healthcare in the country.

A bonus from having to get my airway examined was a recommendation to use a sinus rinse, which has done wonders for my nose once I got over the fear of introducing bacteria into my brain through my nostrils. The effects last for days; slightly less after some time in public. Water does get stuck in my screwed-up sinuses for a bit but the pros win out. I won't be doing any rinsing until I get the okay from the ophthalmologist who I'll be seeing again this coming Saturday.

I'm also at risk of developing glaucoma but that's for another day – the ophthalmologist is supposed to be a glaucoma specialist as well, so I should be covered. Maybe this is another reason I've been buying more books than I should, to distract from my ageing and burgeoning eye problems. Maybe that growing stack assures me that I'll have something to go back to after surgery, that things will return to normal.

But you know, I doubt they will.


The fear of going blind crops up now and then since I learnt of my susceptibility to glaucoma, prompting me to wonder if I didn't put enough effort to see all the world has to offer, if I hadn't made the most of my time with sight by gorging on every vista, portrait, every line of prose. However, I'm old enough to recognise that this is not a personal failing as long as you believe you've seen and done enough thus far. Some sights you have the (mis)fortune to see, others are perhaps better left unseen.

For now, I'll strive to make the most of what little time I have left with sight. That to-be-read pile won't read itself. So many new books to explore, so much talent waiting in the wings, so much history yet to unfold. Who could close their eyes on all that?

Tuesday, 5 May 2026

Samurai Shenanigans

A retired swordsman, his son, and a swordswoman unravel plots and solve crimes
in feudal Japan



Lately, you may have encountered and tried to look up the provenance of a translated novel called "Samurai Tanteidan" by award-winning Japanese author Shotaro Ikenami. If you couldn't, it's because the original title is Kenkaku Shobai ("Swordsman Business"), which was serialised in the monthly magazine Shosetsu Shincho between 1972 and 1989 and is one of many historical novels by Ikenami.

This modern translation is titled The Samurai Detectives and, like the original, follows a father and son as they navigate the way of the sword during the Tokugawa shogunate, though it's the son who does more navigating than the dad who, when the story begins, has ostensibly laid down arms to live a life of leisure.


Read the rest of this review here.



The Samurai Detectives (Vol. 1)

Shotaro Ikenami (translated by Yui Kajita)
Penguin UK
272 pages
Fiction
ISBN: 9781405975766